Who doesn’t like cousin Greg? As the very tall Nicholas Braun describes, he is the goofy, clumsy heart of Succession, and the closest thing to the series for a decent person. (Although while he’s not that decent, and he’s been known to stab family members in the back.) He’s also the closet the show has for a sex symbol. And that’s how the inevitable happened: he was inspired by a sex toy.
Just in time for the long-delayed third season to start releasing, adult entertainment company CamSoda (definitively NSFW link, so be forewarned) has unveiled a new “teledildonic,” meaning “a connected sex toy. to the Internet, “titled” Greg the Egg. Here’s how it works, according to a press release:
• People synchronize their teledildonic device (a.k.a. Internet connected sex toy) to www.camsoda.com [ed. again, NSFW] at the “Greg the Egg” Camera Room every Sunday night before each episode of Succession at 9 p.m. ET / 6 p.m. PT.
• Once a user’s toy is synchronized, they insert it into their vagina or asshole (depending on the toy).
• The toy will vibrate at a constant, moderate rate for the duration of each episode.
• The vibrations will increase in frequency each time Cousin Greg makes an appearance, with the ultimate goal of causing a “Greg-gasm”
So this is it. Go ahead and prosper.
Succession begins its third season Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO and HBO Max.